The latest torture weapon

Flipping through fashion mags, I've always wondered why some gals needed a closet full of shoes when you just have, actually, only a pair of feet to fit them into...


But somehow my perspective changed with the coming of age (haiyo vain d ma :P) and shoes are actually cute lil' things that do make a difference in life... especially heels! These are some of the perks:

1. Makes me look taller (veryx100 important!)
2. Surge of happiness due to increased height (an alternative when the Secret fails :P)
   
3. Surge of happiness due to sounds made during contact with floor (clickety-clack makes me feel professional somehow)
4. Used as self-defense object (either throw it at him or kick where it hurts most)

I'm a pathetic size 3 (or size 4, depends) which makes it extremely difficult to find shoes that fit (esp those on discounts) and even if they fit, my feet always ends up like this:

~Librainy's feet revealed: old and new blisters from wearing heels~

~one of the few torture tools... sounds a little erotic or is it just me?~

So what to do? I can only choose between self-torture and looking short.

Final choice: self torture lo. At least it'll make up for my (hopelessly) petite figure... XD