- frequently update your blog (unfortunately, not me)
- informative posts (do my intellectual opinions count?)
- a sense of humour or at least some closeless with the reader (does my superiority consider as "closeness"?)
- posting indecent photos (*feminist speaking* don't know why, this works best on guys)
- controversial issues
- using vulgar or exaggerating language
and I'm not having sour grapes syndrome due to lack of readers! (or am I?)